I needed my class test taken, so I hired an expert from No Need To Study to take my online test for me. Enjoy the ground-breaking benefits offered by No Need To Study’s newly introduced online test taking service. No Need To Study’s Take My Test© service allows students, who are unable to take online tests for courses they are enrolled in (from colleges or private providers) to tap an expert to take their online exam for them. Our Take My Test service guarantees clients a perfect grade on tests that clients engage us to take. Sounds amazing don’t it? This is like quite literally the thing you would have sold your soul for when you were a kid, yeah? Be honest. Now let’s go back and imagine for a moment that you are a kid, 6th grade, you have a bunch of tests coming up that you need to take but no matter what you can’t focus enough to study for the tests that you know you’re going to have to take. You can do everything else – play with friends, watch tv, listen to the radio, get on AOL (yeah, no whatsapp, facebook, or any of that – this is you in the sixth grade, remember?) so you get exhausted from trying (more like failing) to make yourself prepare for that test, now in that moment wouldn’t you really have sold your soul had someone offered to take your test and get you a perfect grade. Maybe not for that one test, but like what if they offered to take all your exams, they’d take your class tests, take your midterms, your annual exams and even the ones that come after that. Yeah, so good thing we weren’t around then or you’d have bartered your soul for having us take your online class test. Even better, we aren’t that expensive so to have us take your class test, take your college test or to get us to take any other test you want taken online you will only have to agree to sacrifice your first born… No? Really? You’re getting to keep your soul, yo! Okay, okay. We’ll take your test for you and get you perfect grades. And it’ll cost you nothing you’ll regret giving up in the long or short term; heck our services are actually so cheap that it is plain illogical to waste your own precious mental energy and time on those exams. We’re not kidding (as we were just a little bit earlier). A significant majority of your fellow class takers are hiring us to take their classes for them. Don’t believe us? Go ask Micheal how he got that A+ in his MyMathLab and then go and ask Shannon again how she managed to get 98% in the Calculus final; if you press theme enough they’ll tell you the truth. Clients who’ve been using our test assistance service, believe that it is without a doubt the best thing since sliced bread. And why wouldn’t they think that? Instead of them having to sit, study and focus on learning utterly useless subjects online they get to have a social life, enjoy themselves and focus their attention on things that they actually want to do with their lives. So… Hire us now to take your online test for you!
Another reason you can be sure we’re the best, we mean other than the reason our clients love us, is that the media hates us! Yes, sad but true. We’ve been featured by some of the largest mainstream media organizations, and the picture they’ve painted has not always been very flattering; from the New York Times and ABC News to CNN and Huffington Post, “don’t know how to put this… We’re kind of a big deal! People know us”. So you want to have an expert log in and take your online test for you. You’re pretty set on this, yes? Okay. Our experts are the ones you want doing this for you, cause with us – you are safe, we guarantee our work, you get serious payment protection, an ironclad confidentiality agreement that places liability on us (written by an actual law firm), DOD5144 complaint data security (yeah, we don’t play around with that) and more. Most importantly, by hiring us to take your test for you online – you will benefit from competent, expert advice and support from some of the best trained, best informed, specialized academic assistants. And of course you get access to our tutors, who are to simply put it-the best in the online class help and academic assistance industry. We hire the smartest students mostly from our Ivy League peer networks, we train them till they are able to take online tests perfectly and get all the answers right, we continuously help them with their skill and knowledge building. All this has worked to make us the best ‘take my test’ service in the world. Moral and philosophical clarity about we do, having built up No Need To Study in a multimillion dollar organization, we’ve found that this is something that sets us apart from all the scammers and the fly-by-night operators (who will take your money, get you kicked out of your online class and possibly also get you dumped by your spouse; yeah, we have stories). Our aim from the beginning has been to play off the hypocrisy that has permeated (and now oozes out of) every part of academia. And at the same time, we want to help those students who are being victimized by the education mafia. Yes, from single mothers who’re forced to undergo pointless certifications to parents who have to do homework for their kids; the education industrial complex just keeps beating the little guy. We’re the people who’ll stop that. Learn more about our philosophical leanings by going reading about our ethos. Suffice it to say, at the center of No Need To Study is our strong conviction that what we are doing (helping people work the system so they don’t have to suffer or be victimized) is the single most powerful motivator that motivates us to keep improving, this is what compels us to buy the best test banks, hire the best tutors, make our processes more efficient, shun quick profits. The bipolarity of academia needs to end. We will take your test and finish your exam.